Wayne: the suction-cup dildo everyone can agree on

Some toys impress with their spec sheet, and others win you over simply by being obviously right. Wayne belongs to the second category: no motor, no app, just a well-judged shape and a material that works.

First impressions

The first thing you notice is the feel. The so-called “liquid” silicone is soft and slightly squishy on the surface, with a firmer core that gives it structure. You can bend it and it springs back into shape. No smell on opening, which is always a good sign.

The dimensions are sensible: 15 cm insertable, a little over 3 cm in diameter. Neither intimidating nor disappointing. The rounded head is a touch wider than the shaft, and the curve is clear without being exaggerated.

In use

This is where the design really makes sense. The curve presses exactly where it should, without ten minutes of hunting for the angle. Vaginally, a simple rocking motion is enough to reach the G-spot. Anally, the same curve does a very good job on the prostate side.

The dual density makes a real difference: the toy follows your movements instead of imposing its own. With a good water-based lubricant, it is remarkably comfortable.

The suction cup

Tested on shower tiles, a mirror and a varnished wooden chair: it holds. To release it, you have to slide a finger under the edge. On porous or painted surfaces, on the other hand, don’t count on it.

The wide base also makes it harness-compatible, and above all safe for anal use: nothing can go wandering off.

Care

Silicone with no motor is bliss: warm water and mild soap, and you can even boil it for a few minutes for a full disinfection. Remember to store it on its own in a pouch, as it loves to pick up dust.

My verdict

At under €40, I can’t find much to fault. It’s the kind of toy you keep for years and reach for more often than the gadgets with ten motors.